ID: Where did you wake up this morning?
SOS: Woke up in a Butlins chalet at Bognor Regis , South England . Bruised, battered, and aching after kicking ten lumps outta WWE vampire / Wrestler Gangrel with 1000+ screaming kids watching at centre stage… Jealous?
ID: Who was the last person you said I love you to?
SOS: Huh? I Love You?? I'm not feckin' Ronan Keating or one of his soppy boyband mates. Ask me hole!
ID: Who was the last person you sent a text to? And what did it say?
SOS: It read: “Hi Ronan, this is Sheamus O'Shaunessy The Irish Curse here – I Love You. Smiley face. Hugs. Smiley Face.” Are you ‘In Dublin' eejits sure you want ask me these questions? I'm starting to get pissed off.
ID: When was the last time you got really sunburnt?
SOS: Listen lads. I'm a big white ginger lad from Cabra. If I stand too close to an open the fridge I end up looking like a bleedin' lobster. I don't tan in the sun; my freckles just look even more ridiculous. Thus, I wear factor Aran Sweater!
ID: When was the last time you took to the kitchen? And what did you make?
SOS: At 6'6” and 20 Stone I'm never out of the kitchen. I have to eat at least six protein heavy meals each day. I'm no chef but I can whip up a mean 15 egg, 4 chicken breast and mushroom omelette in minutes. Avoid those carbs kids…
ID: When were you last naked in front of some one?
SOS: Are you not aware that my profession involves beating the living hell out of some poor-unfortunate wearing nothing more than a pair of green lycra knicks? I'm practically naked each time I step in the ring. But I tend to cover up my privates in public. No one likes ginger pubes.
ID: Do you have a MySpace/Bebo/other social network account?
SOS: My most excellent official Website is: www.sosofficial.com , check it out. I've also got a MySpace page: www.myspace.com/sosofficial , 500 friends and counting!
ID: If you had to write a personal ad what would it say?
SOS: Lonely and Ginger seeks identical twin sisters for romantic snuggles.
ID: If some one was to play you in a movie who would you want it to be?
SOS: Angelina Jolie with a hell of a lot of CGI! Hell, if they can make that Andy Circus guy look like Gollum in Lord of the Rings, why not? Am I just being kinky here??
ID: Who would play the love interest?
SOS: The identical twin sisters I requested above.
ID: Has any celebrity ever come on to you?
SOS: I don't kiss and tell. And by that I really mean No.
ID: What's your best Rock'n'Roll moment?
SOS: While leaving WWE Raw in Manchester's MEN arena there were fans there with my pictures which they wanted autographed. Considering the biggest names in US Wrestling were fighting there and I only had a small role in the event, it was kinda cool. Still haven't got any SOS groupies yet. Where are those twin sisters at?
ID: When was the last time you were lost?
SOS: Physically or mentally? Well, I've just relocated from Dublin to London so I'm constantly lost in this big faceless city. Thank Zeus for the Underground.
ID: When did you last cry? And why?
SOS: Right now as I read these ‘boybandesque' questions. Why? Coz I haven't got in touch with my inner child yet. Anyone got a Kleenex? Seriously.
ID: Crème eggs – how do you eat yours?
SOS: Same way I take a Suppository… It's a new London thing!
ID: If you were the karate kid who would your Mr Miyagi be?
SOS: Arnold Schwarzenegger, waaay before the politics. Come back Conan, all is forgiven... “Vax on, Vax off, Sheamus.”
Dublin Favourites: Please list your favourite city/suburb spots for...
Live Music venue ?
SOS: Whelans. You can't beat the place for atmosphere and a good pint.
Favourite place to eat/drink?
SOS: The Porter House in temple bar. They serve up a great chicken burger. Or Zaytoons across the road as I stumble home in the wee hours.
Favourite Dublin memory?
SOS: Knocking 10 big feckin' bells out of the former Canadian WCW wrestler Vampiro in the SFX theatre in front of a packed crowd for the Irish heavyweight title. It was magic fella, the stuff of fables.
Favourite Dublin smell?
SOS: Walking past Burdocks on a cold wet Sunday as the fish ‘n' chips aroma wafts out. Jaysus, I'm starvin' just thing about it… Loadsa salt & vinegar on that batter buger please Mister…
Favourite thing about Dublin ?
SOS: The craic. I miss the craic on a Saturday night out with the lads.
Least favourite thing about Dublin?
SOS: Sunday morning hangovers and wondering where the feck I am!
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